Just cropdusted the office
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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