and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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