New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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