Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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