i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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