she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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