Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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