is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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