she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
that's an acceptable place to lick
they need to just BURY HIM!
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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