Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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