i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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