i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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