I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Two words: blizzard sex
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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