I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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