If that was your dad, he is hot
North Korea, Best Korea!
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
