Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You have to summon your inner elephant
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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