Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I can't put those talents on a resume
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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