Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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