Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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