i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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