oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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