areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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