people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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