I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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