Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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