Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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