Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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