Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
My pussy is not your playground.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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