They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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