My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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