I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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