Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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