True but thats because hes a fetus.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
