That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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