Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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