that's an acceptable place to lick
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Randomize
