You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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