I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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