Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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