too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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