These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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