I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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