she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Shame - the story of my life.
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