your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize