THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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