She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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