she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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