i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
this boner is exhausting
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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