we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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