Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed

(787): View more from Puerto Rico

you smoke with your eyes?

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(407): View more from Florida

I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.

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(469): View more from Texas

Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...

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(925): View more from California

He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me

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(540): View more from Virginia

i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.

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(818): View more from California

I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.

(603): View more from New Hampshire

I think everything's gonna be okay.

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