Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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