Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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