My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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