hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
A+ Viking dick
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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