You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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