He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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