how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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