using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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