sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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